Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After

Slipping into your favorite, aged T-shirt or worn-thin pair of jeans is always a welcome, comforting experience. As with wearing your most comfy clothes, returning to a familiar place can be an equally as pleasant. Third time’s the charm with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After.

Steve Hockensmith returns to Hertfordshire, four years after events occurred in the original book, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are happily married, although Elizabeth feels unsettled, yearning to hunt Zed in order awakened her wild side. Events are put into motion when Darcy is bitten by an unmentionable and Elizabeth (with Mary, Kitty and Mr. Bennet in tow) is sent to London on a wild adventure by Lady Catherine, seeking the ultra-secret anti-zombie serum held by King George III’s personal physician, Dr. Sir Angus MacFarquhar.

Elizabeth, Kitty and Mr. Bennet pose as a family of new money in England in order to seduce Sir MacFarquhar and/or his son, Bunny, in order to save Darcy with the serum.

The book gets moving into the right direction as soon as the Bennets pose as the Shevingtons. Having hardened, trained warriors posing as seducing temptresses was an entertaining fish-out-of-water experience. And of course, nothing ever goes quite as planned. But the book takes a misstep, trying to transcendently detail Darcy’s moving toward the “light,” as the crusaders hunt for the cure. The story gets back on track as the undead attack during King George III’s recoronation and all hell breaks loose.

Hockensmith redeems himself with Dreadfully Ever After. His previous book, Dawn of the Dreadfuls, seemed to take well-established characters and mold them into something they weren’t. In Dreadfully Ever After, these same characters seem to be back to normal, however possible that can be during the rise of zombies in the Regency Era. And as and added bonus, Hockensmith neatly ties up the trilogy with an important dangling loose end from his previous book. I’m back on track; still a fan of this series.

STRENGTH: Commoners, British Nobility and ninjas make a great combination.
WEAKNESS: Pulling the timeframe of zedding out into an entire novel seems a stretch.

WTF MOMENT: The Zombie Plague never spreads beyond Great Britian.

Noteworthy Quotes:
- “Although one couldn’t say the creatures had joie de vivre, both joie and vivre being long beyond them, they were undeniably enthusiastic in their quest for succulent flesh.”
- “The ghoul-child stumbled back still chewing furiously on a stringy chunk of flesh torn from Darcy’s neck.”
- “They were a motley assortment, fresh next to rancid, rag-shrouded beside fashionably clothed, all united in the democracy of death.”
- “Lady Catherine de Bourgh was a great warrior, a national hero, a living legend, and, by all accounts, a monumentally vindictive bitch.”
- “Most had blood and blobs of poorly masticated viscera ringing their gaping mouths.”
- “A great, gooey geyser of rotting brain squirted onto the floor, and Judith was at last not merely dead, but dead.
- “I used to fear the Bennets would end up infamous, but I had no idea we would manage it so spectacularly.”

REVIEW: 4/5

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

I’d like to be perfectly clear, for a moment. I’m not a big reader. I have my favorite authors, whose books I read on occasion, but ordinarily, I don’t read a ton of books. Then, in 2009, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was released and all that changed.

This was the book that, in essence, created the mash-up genre. Combining classic literature with horror icons was a big gamble, and Quirk Classics was the upstart company to take that leap of faith. Seth Graham-Smith was the author who adapted Jane Austen’s words to create a monster masterpiece. And I’m forever indebted to him.

This was the book to jumpstart my writing. After reading it, I was ready to get back into the swing of things and return to my writing. I’d taken an extended hiatus and this was just the book I needed, in the right place at the right time.

I wrote a book review — just for myself — posted it on my blog, and actually got some great feedback from a bunch of my friends. Not long afterward, I found out that Quirk Books actually had a Blog Initiative, where they’d mail you their books, before they hit the street, and all you had to do was write up a review. This was the golden ticket!

I went on to review Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters and Android Karenina. I started to branch out to other Zombie and Monster books, movies, video games, etc. and the grand idea hatched in my head to actually create a Webpage for all these articles. This was the Dawn of Zombies in My Blog.

As I was gathering up my writing samples, I suffered a major setback. I accidentally deleted my old blog. And with it, all book reviews. Since then, I have created Zombies in My Blog and continued my writing. This is the Little-Zombie-Website-That-Could. It’s still in its infant stage. I’m slowly gaining traction on all the search engines, and with that, people are finding out about me.

Despite everything I’ve stated, if you gain nothing from my Webpage, do know that this book is great. I hold it highest among all the books I’ve reviewed. It’s dear to me. And for that, I’d like to give a huge shout-out to Quirk Books and Seth Graham-Smith: Thank you for all your hard work. You’ve got a big fan in me. And now, I’m inspired to read more. A lot more. My book backlog is long. There will be more book reviews. A lot more reviews, coming soon, to a Webpage near you.

Review: 5/5