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The Meg is No Jaws

Where do I begin? Movies about large, killer animals are never good. In general, they are painfully derivative and borderline ridiculous. The one stand-out in this genre of films is the original Jaws. Trust me here, The Meg is no Jaws.

Castle Rock Is Not Fit For a King

The first time I saw the three episodes of Castle Rock, now available on Hulu, I somehow missed half of what was happening, so a day later I sat down and tried to watch the whole thing all over again…. Continue Reading →

The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling are Back for Round Two

If you haven’t seen GLOW, what are you waiting for? GLOW is the binge of the summer. It’s got nostalgia, romance, crazy costumes, fun storylines and female wrestling. Season 2 starts off at the beginning of the show’s second season…. Continue Reading →

Expel Your Demons With The Cleanse

Making light of detox diets and crazy self-help books, The Cleanse is an odd movie with an original story to tell. Director Bobby Miller, who apparently at some point watched 1979’s The Brood and read The Master Cleanse, relies way… Continue Reading →

Tau is Nuevo Retro Summer Fluff

Tau is Netflix’s latest film to hit their virtual shelves. A sci-fi horror B-grade movie, Tau is best watched once you have hit that “I can’t find anything else to watch” place. Tau reminded me of VHS finds from my… Continue Reading →

The First Purge is Just Right for Horror Fans’ Independence Day Celebration

The Purge film series makes me love horror films — not that the films make any kind of real logical sense that I agree with or that they are even amazing horror films. Quite frankly, The Purge series is none… Continue Reading →

Take a Trip to Dimension 404

My favorite thing to watch is a good anthology series. Hands down, I will binge watch an anthology every opportunity I’m given. That’s why I couldn’t believe I had missed Hulu’s answer to The Outer Limits,¬†Dimension 404.

Upgrade is the Love Child of the Terminator and Robocop

Let’s pretend that the first Terminator movie had a baby with the original Robocop movie. What you would get would be Upgrade. It’s a thrilling horror-action film that doesn’t let up for a minute. There is no political agenda to… Continue Reading →

70 More Episodes, Morty!!!

Two months ago, I got into a social media dispute that ended with me blocking some random person because the person was insistent that Rick and Morty was cancelled. In your face, random social media dude. Rick and Morty is… Continue Reading →

Breaking In: The OK-est Movie of the Year

It occurs to me Breaking In, with its Mother’s Day weekend release date, was supposed to be some kind of mother-empowerment film. Unfortunately, while the promise of this was there, the film fails to deliver.

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