Ahoy! Spoilers!
We begin, not with a barn burning, but with a barn beating! Who needs a Presidential Debate? Let’s debate liberal policies! Save the kid who just tried to kill us? Sure!
Randall is said thug. I don’t even know why he was given a name, when he’s just time-filler… to die. Seems all we’re getting is a death-penalty lecture. I didn’t come for the civics lesson. I came for the zombie carnage! Well, first the death-penalty preachiness, and now anti-Second Amendment sentiments. Carl definitely needs a babysitter. Somebody, curb that child!
T-Dog hasn’t said a word in two episodes. And after a loud commotion, he’s summoned to grab the shotgun!
(Dale’s) Bleeding Liberal Heart literally gets his heart handed to him, Temple of Doom style. That was a first. And totally unrealistic (so says she, of the TV show based on zombies).
This episode was WAY TOO PREACHY! This has to be at least the second worst episode of the entire run, so far.
Episode Strength: Unfortunately, Dale dies. But at least something happened.
Episode Weakness: Practically nothing happened the entire episode except a lot of yelling! And liberalism! Boo!
WTF Moment: Whoever thought making liberal causes the forefront of a show revolving around zombie survival needs to be shot, or hung, or something! Summon the Judge, Jury, Executioner!
Notable Quotes:
– “Who says we’re civilized, anymore?”
– “Now, the world we know is gone, but keeping our humanity? That’s a choice.”
– “Dale, huh? What, he put you on death watch?”
– “Carl! Quit tryin’ to get yourself killed, man!”
– “Don’t talk. Think.”
– “I leave it with Rick.”
– “Rule of law is dead; there is no civilization.”
– “This group is broken.”
Review: 1.5/5