Abraham Lincoln, Zombie Hunter?

5. Excelling in areas of physical activity: I might be picked last for any sport, but by God I can outrun a creeper!

4. Toys: Big, loud, obnoxious and highly dangerous weapons. I could be my own avatar.

3. Housecleaning, laundry, bills– haha! No more domestic doldrom.

2. My physical appearance rating would shoot through the roof.  Breathing… check! Female… check! Yay! I’m finally a 10!

1. Fame. Potentially millions would want me — and not just for my body (brains too!).