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I’ve spent three weeks — three freaking weeks — agonizing over how to write up an article about my picks for the best horror of 2017. With two films that would classically be considered as horror by the elite of… Continue Reading →
There’s no nice way to say this. The critics have been dicks about Independence Day: Resurgence. Continuing their proud tradition of ignoring the reality and climate in which we process certain movies, and seeking some Shakespearean/Aaron Sorkin/Spielberg perfection in all things, they… Continue Reading →
“This day is such a disaster.”
What’s more Presidential than tuning out of all the Election Day results and watching a movie about Abraham Lincoln… killing zombies? Uphold your God-given right, and vote for this movie… in your DVD player! Vampires are so… passe. The “true,”… Continue Reading →
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. At least that’s the mantra when dealing with something successful, such as the original arcade game, Zombie Apocalypse. But this is Zombie Apocalypse: Never Die Alone, a sequel to the wildly popular (yet… Continue Reading →